A Lakeland Terrier forced to share his Glasgow home with two rather stupid and highly embarrassing humans who refer to themselves as Mutty Mummy and Doggy Daddy - it's a dog's life!
Oh, I know. I'm a kitty, like, but I do like to pounce on Muttie's tresses when she's horizontal on the couch watching the telly. There's always a stray hair weaving it's way down the couch just yelling to me: "Milt, grab me, and chew me cos the Mother Ship doesn't care...."
Unfortunately, the Mother Ship does care...and my treats retreat simultaneously...
Ah, a kittie's life is a hard one.
Hobbs, I feel the sun shines on you more than me....
Oh, I know. I'm a kitty, like, but I do like to pounce on Muttie's tresses when she's horizontal on the couch watching the telly. There's always a stray hair weaving it's way down the couch just yelling to me: "Milt, grab me, and chew me cos the Mother Ship doesn't care...."
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, the Mother Ship does care...and my treats retreat simultaneously...
Ah, a kittie's life is a hard one.
Hobbs, I feel the sun shines on you more than me....
The Milt x
Milton, my old puss pal, you have my sympathies.
ReplyDeleteAs far as I'm concerned, if they don't want their hair chewed, they shouldn't have it within reach of our teeth.
It's like laying out a buffet and not expecting us to have a sneaky lick at the canapes on the way past.
well my hair does look quite shiny in this pic so maybe the hobbs treatment has its benefits!!
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