Did I find Fifi, warm and snuggly, in my basket? N0!
Did I get a convertible sports car with heated seats? No!
Did I get a waterproof jacket and (horror or horrors) a matching harness? Yes, I bloody did!
Okay, so I also got some damn fine canine confectionery, including a pack of rather impressive cigars, but it's not enough to stop me making my mark on that jacket!
A prickly like this should do the job...
